"We made a good couple Kate."
"For the Jerry Springer Show"
I could really go for a jacuzzi with you right NOW…
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once
Hah, don’t I need this
this is being brought to our town
Mexico’s 7.2 Earthquake at a Swimming Pool
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
The look in his eyes is majestic.
I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…